Een mislukte date kan tenenkrommend zijn. Lezen over andermans datingblunders is natuurlijk veel leuker. Je vindt ze onder de hashtag #WorstFirstDate, en dan lijken jouw horrorervaringen ineens veel minder erg.
I met a girl for a blind date once. She didn’t say a single word throughout dinner, finished her meal and walked out. I then checked my phone and there was a msg from the girl saying she couldn’t make it tonight… Who the hell did I eat with!? #WorstFirstDate @jimmyfallon
— Scott Sedore (@sedore93) January 10, 2018
Gelijk heeft ze!
I went to a fancy restaurant thinking I was looking quite cute. When I introduced myself at the bar, my date said, “I thought you’d be thinner.” I grabbed his drink, poured it in his lap, said, “I thought you’d be smarter.” I left and ate pizza that night.#worstfirstdate
— Catherine Adel West (@cawest329) January 10, 2018
En ging de prijs van het diner van de boete af?
In college, a friend set me up on a blind date. I wasn’t in a great mood because I had received a traffic ticket a few hours before. My day got worse when my blind date turned out to be the cop who gave me the ticket. #WorstFirstDate @jimmyfallon
— Linda Childers (@lindachilders1) January 10, 2018
On our first date, my husband choked on an omelet and blew an onion out of his nose. I married him anyway. #WorstFirstDate
— Maureen Fonda (@mfonda) January 10, 2018
He brought his parents(he was 25)!! If that’s not bad enough half way through the meal his mom asked me if I was going to finish mine, while taking tinfoil out of her bag to wrap up my food, for her to take home! #WorstFirstDate
— Kelly Scicluna (@KellyScicluna) January 10, 2018
Dit klinkt als iets uit een slechte soap.
He took me to a restaurant and went to the bathroom a lot and stepped out often to take calls. I thought it was weird, and then the waiter said “you know he’s at another table with a blonde woman right?”. he had 2 first dates at once #worstfirstdate
— kelsey 🍀 (@see_kel) January 10, 2018
Tja, dat hoefde hij inderdaad niet te weten.
I was really into this guy but i was so nervous, well this is our first conversation:
Guy: you smell good
Me: thanks I use both of my nostrils #WorstFirstDate
— Jordan In a coma Ik Its serious (@jordancohen2u) January 10, 2018
In de categorie knoflook-catastrofes
In college got invited to a girls house for a “home cooked’ meal . Recipe called for 2 cloves of garlic, she used 2 HEADS of garlic…sweated out garlic for a month…all’s well that ends well…married almost 30 years…still can’t cook though! #WorstFirstDate
— Gerry Carlin (@GerryCarlin) January 10, 2018
Kinderen gaan er dus niet komen.
— General Lici Organa (@alkanan_) January 10, 2018